This is a snippet of a conversation that my dear friend J.W. and I had today:
ME: I hate being home on Friday night, watching crappy t.v. How is it that mentally retarded people (on TV at the time) can manage to find each other and get married?
J: Well, wouldn't you rather be awesome and single instead of mentally retarded and married?
(silence)
ME: If I were mentally retarded and married, at least I'd have someone to go to the movies with me.
2 years ago
2 comments:
based on my observations, single people go to far more movies together than married people do.
Good point. I love your thinking, Ramps.
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