Friday, October 02, 2009

Wise Words #8

This is a snippet of a conversation that my dear friend J.W. and I had today:
ME: I hate being home on Friday night, watching crappy t.v. How is it that mentally retarded people (on TV at the time) can manage to find each other and get married?

J: Well, wouldn't you rather be awesome and single instead of mentally retarded and married?


ME: If I were mentally retarded and married, at least I'd have someone to go to the movies with me.


ivan said...

based on my observations, single people go to far more movies together than married people do.

KiFF said...

Good point. I love your thinking, Ramps.