Sunday, December 30, 2007

Last night I had the strangest dream...

I was working at some kind of summer camp, which was a hodgepodge of BYU Music Camp (where I spent 3 summers as a counselor), my current school of employment, and Hogwarts (I just got the first HP movie from Netflix- I'm not some kind of HP freak). At the beginning of the dream, I was lobbying for my boss (a knee-shorts wearing, whistle blowing female PE teacher type, to approve a scholarship to sponsor an underprivileged at-risk kid to come to camp. I'm such a good guy, right?

It turned out that the "kid" who ended up coming to camp on scholarship was none other than David Spade. That's right. 45-year-old, long-hair-that-was-in-style-10-years-ago, David Spade. This sounds like it could be an Adam Sandler movie, no?

For pretty much the rest of my dream, I was assigned to keep David Spade out of trouble. We referred to him as "David Spade," as in, "Gee golly, David Spade broke into the commons room after hours again!" or "Gosh David Spade, will you ever learn your lesson?"

Then, on my afternoon off from camp, after waking from a relaxing afternoon nap (interesting that I take naps in my dreams, huh?), I went to the counselors' garage to get my car. Yes, in my dreams, camp counselors have a small garage where we park the camp Hummer. Yes, camp counselors drive Hummers around camp, golf cart style. There I found David Spade, sitting in the Hummer, ignition on, garage door closed. David Spade was trying to commit suicide!!!

For the remainder of the dream, I kept rescuing David Spade from his many, many suicide attempts. It was very Better Off Dead-esque, in that there was one outlandish suicide attempt after another. Then, at the camp awards at the end of the week, David Spade won the award for "most suicide attempts." Sigh.

The End.

Friday, December 28, 2007

2007 Year in Review

1) BUDDIES OF THE YEAR
All of the V.V. Vikings =)

2) LIFETIME SERVICE AWARD (longest friend) -
Wendeleeza, Briana, Ty

3) NEWCOMER AWARD - COOLEST NEWEST FRIEND?
he knows who he is =)

3) HIGH POINT OF THE YEAR?
being accepted to present at the 2008 National Educational Computing Conference w/ an awesome professor

4) LOW POINT OF THE YEAR?
Low point? Everything this year was peachy, right? haha...

5) BEST HOLIDAY?
I'm banking on New Year's because everything else kinda sucked.

6) YOUR SONG FOR 2007
Trusted, by Ben Folds

7) MOVIE FOR 2007
Walk Hard- The Dewey Cox Story

10) WHO DID YOU SPEND VALENTINES WITH?
my grandparents

11) BEST RELATIONSHIP?
Ummm...my friendships.

12) WHAT WERE YOU FOR HALLOWEEN?
Snow white

13) RESTAURANT OF THE YEAR?
Sammy's Woodfired Pizza

14) KISS OF THE YEAR?
a kiss on the cheek from a certain someone

15) BEST DECISION MADE THIS YEAR?
becoming a homeowner, which hasn't technically happened yet...

16) WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR NEXT YEAR?
I want to be a homeowner!

18) TV SHOW OF THE YEAR?
The Office, Scrubs

19) MOST LOYAL FRIEND?
Briana, Ty

20) BIGGEST CHANGE OF THE YEAR?
moving forward alone...

21) BIGGEST DOUCHEBAG AWARD?
No comment, but I think we all know the answer to that. Add "coward" while we're at it.

22) NEW YEAR RESOLUTION?
I WILL find a house.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Wise Words #1
(aka: WW #1)

This is the first installment of a new blog feature, where I dispense wise words from dear friends, in this case, Wendy. Suck it up, Jack Handy.

"If your name rhymes with Lacy or Stacy, don't marry a guy whose last name is Peterson. Just don't do it. You'll end up dead."

I normally don't do this, but "The Office" has dominated most of my conversations with adults today. So there. Love it.

Sunday, December 09, 2007

I am considering a haircut.

Comments and suggestions are welcome.

How could you NOT love this face?