Friday, October 02, 2009

Wise Words #8

This is a snippet of a conversation that my dear friend J.W. and I had today:
ME: I hate being home on Friday night, watching crappy t.v. How is it that mentally retarded people (on TV at the time) can manage to find each other and get married?

J: Well, wouldn't you rather be awesome and single instead of mentally retarded and married?


ME: If I were mentally retarded and married, at least I'd have someone to go to the movies with me.